September 28th, 2003


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03:23 pm - What's your C-IQ?
So it was a relatively ordinary Sunday morning. beststephi, thehammer, sui66iy, the visiting papertygre and I were eating waffles and getting ready to watch the Steelers' game. And conversation occured, as conversation is wont to do. Now an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number if typewriters will eventually produce both the US Constitution and the complete works of Francis Bacon. Well, an infinite number of Sunday breakfast conversations, and one must eventually involve the Coreys? You remember them. Stars of such fine films as Lost Boys, Dream a Little Dream, License to Drive, and my favorite, Blown Away. But the question is, can you tell one Corey from the other? Which is the cute Corey, which is the dangerous Corey? What's your level of "Coreyness" as Mike would say? Here's your chance to find out? Following are some quotes from the films of the Coreys. Some are from the Cute Corey, and some are from the Dangerous Corey. Give it a shot. I'll post answers and who got the most in a few days. And no cheating!
(I may or may not award bonus points for correctly naming the films)

    Corey Quiz:

  1. It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
  2. This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
  3. Yeah, me Dinger, you Bobby. Me look cool, you look like shit, pal. That's okay, we'll make it a fashion statement.
  4. An innocent girl, a harmless driver. What could possibly go wrong?
  5. Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out, buddy!
  6. There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!
  7. I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.
  8. That's right, you're messing with Rambo's little brother.
  9. That's a nice duck.
  10. Why does everything you say have to revolve around sex? Why... why are you so perverted?
  11. If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
  12. I like it here...it's...Dreamy, if you catch my drift. Heh heh!
  13. Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.
  14. Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, its an automobile, and its not only an automobile license, its a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose
  15. I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang.
  16. If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?!
  17. So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.
  18. Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.
  19. All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
  20. We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.
  21. I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.
  22. That's "dumb-ass." And that might be a foreign object, but it ain't French.
  23. Wow, I always thought SAT meant Saturday Afternoon Test. What is up?
  24. 18-year-old girls fuck like wildcats.


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[User Picture]From: beststephi Date: September 28th, 2003 - 12:58 pm (Link)

quiz answers

1. It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

good corey

2. This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

dangerous corey

3. Yeah, me Dinger, you Bobby. Me look cool, you look like shit, pal. That's okay, we'll make it a fashion statement.

dangerous corey

4. An innocent girl, a harmless driver. What could possibly go wrong?

dangerous corey

5. Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out, buddy!

good corey

6. There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!

good corey

7. I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

dangerous corey

8. That's right, you're messing with Rambo's little brother.

dangerous corey

9. That's a nice duck.

good corey

10. Why does everything you say have to revolve around sex? Why... why are you so perverted?

good corey

11. If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!

good corey

12. I like it here...it's...Dreamy, if you catch my drift. Heh heh!

dangerous corey

13. Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

dangerous corey

14. Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, its an automobile, and its not only an automobile license, its a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose

dangerous corey

15. I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang.

dangerous corey

16. If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?!

good corey

17. So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.

dangerous corey

18. Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.

dangerous corey

19. All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.

dangerous corey

20. We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.

dangerous corey

21. I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.

dangerous corey

22. That's "dumb-ass." And that might be a foreign object, but it ain't French.

good corey

23. Wow, I always thought SAT meant Saturday Afternoon Test. What is up?

dangerous corey

24. 18-year-old girls fuck like wildcats.

dangerous corey
 

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