August 1st, 2004


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12:45 pm - on not meeting my birthday expectations...
We're more than halfway through my 30th birthday, and not a single strippergram has shown up at my door all day. What the hell kinda friends are you people?

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on not meeting my birthday expectations... - graffiti.maverick

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From: bettybleu Date: August 1st, 2004 - 09:46 am (Link)

Gosh...

gosh i'm sorry!!! i guess that would have competed with what i brought last year!!!! happy birthday sugar!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 10:36 am (Link)

Re: Gosh...

bah! and you are a stripper! there's absolutely no excuse! :-P

thanx... :-)
[User Picture]From: marsinthestars Date: August 1st, 2004 - 12:03 pm (Link)
A very happy birthday to you!!!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:35 pm (Link)
and a very thank you to you!!!
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: August 1st, 2004 - 12:35 pm (Link)

Sappy Bird Day

Well, there are always pictures of my shiny butt to assuage you. When are the Sandmen coming?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:38 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

and I do so love pictures of your shiny butt.... The Sandmen came last night, I kicked their asses. (even with my one bad arm). Running is for pussies...
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: August 1st, 2004 - 04:39 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

Now is just as good a time as any for me to ask for strippers for my birthday, right?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:17 am (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

do you prefer the petite A/B-cup catholic school girl type or the buxom DD dominatrix type?
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:28 am (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

Or the Big Daddy Jameel type?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:50 am (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

"I love it when you call me Big Poppa"
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 06:22 am (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

It's a Big Daddy thang.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 06:38 am (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

so we just wouldn't understand?
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:02 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

I'm gonna go with the male type.
And don't you and Jameel come over. I've already seen you guys strip. I want fresh new strippers I've never seen before.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 08:59 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

hey... we're sexy, dammit!!!
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 10:00 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

Of course. You're very sexy. And I can only handle the combined sexiness of you and Jameel once per year at Jammy Jam. So you're going to have to find someone else for the first anniversary of my 29th birthday, lest I have a heart attack from too much Mav-n-Jameel-sexiness per annum.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 10:10 pm (Link)

Re: Sappy Bird Day

I dunno... this all sounds like a ruse to me...
[User Picture]From: jeremiahblatz Date: August 1st, 2004 - 12:36 pm (Link)
Despite your lack of strippers, I hope your birthday is happy. Let me know how life(?) is on the other side of the red crystal, I'll be running for Sanctuary myself, soon.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:45 pm (Link)
not so bad... honestly I don't feel any different really... I'm pretty sore and beat up, but I don't think that has so much to do with the being old, as it does with the being broken down from wrestling and the like...

on a good note, only six more years til I can legally screw people half my age! woohoo!
[User Picture]From: bryguypgh Date: August 1st, 2004 - 12:56 pm (Link)

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:46 pm (Link)

Re: Happy Birthday!

thanx...
[User Picture]From: bdar Date: August 1st, 2004 - 01:27 pm (Link)
As a minion of ludimagist, I am informed that your birthday is today.

And that is funky.

And that you should receive love for this.

And that the love should be mad.

Happy birthday!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:47 pm (Link)
Meron and his Jewish Jedi mind tricks...
From: ludimagist Date: August 6th, 2004 - 06:17 pm (Link)
shhhh... my Zionist Masters (tm) like for me to keep those powers on a low profile.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 7th, 2004 - 06:00 am (Link)
my mistake... move along, these are not the jews you're looking for...
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: August 1st, 2004 - 01:30 pm (Link)

"SLAP" to my head!

THAT'S what I should have gotten you!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:48 pm (Link)

Re: "SLAP" to my head!

hey... its never too late, you know...
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:51 pm (Link)

Re: "SLAP" to my head!

Nah, the element of surprise is gone now...sigh
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 1st, 2004 - 02:54 pm (Link)

Re: "SLAP" to my head!

no its not, just think how surprised I'll be to get them the day after my birthday!!!
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: August 1st, 2004 - 03:13 pm (Link)

Re: "SLAP" to my head!

hmmmm, then I'd have to send it to your job. I think that would be totally inappropriate for your new place of employment. Afterall, you don't want them to know you that well after only 2 weeks...T.M.I.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:23 am (Link)

Re: "SLAP" to my head!

eh... best that they know the real me upfront, so there's no surprises.
[User Picture]From: brotherless_one Date: August 1st, 2004 - 03:06 pm (Link)
*sighs wistfully* I remember when I turned 30...I didn't get any frickin' strippers either, dammit!

Still, look on the bright side: I don't see one "ha ha, you're getting old! Need a hand going to the head, gramps?" joke here anywhere.

Happy birthday!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:23 am (Link)
actually, no there really weren't any. *shrug*

thanx.
[User Picture]From: mickeysacks Date: August 1st, 2004 - 03:30 pm (Link)
Happy Birthday!!

You know I'd love to be there as a strippergram myself... but it's a really long drive from Seattle (and I'm way too poor for plane tix now that I'm buying a house)

Have a faboo birthday and all that jazz.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:27 am (Link)
next time I'm in Seattle, I will be sure to stop by and collect!

thanx!
[User Picture]From: crazyzim Date: August 1st, 2004 - 05:32 pm (Link)
happy birthday -- from a "minion-of-ludimagist"
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:27 am (Link)
thank you
[User Picture]From: qiika Date: August 1st, 2004 - 05:54 pm (Link)
Cheeks can be red
Balls should never be blue
Kisses always sweet
Birthdays happy for you
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:46 am (Link)
how on earth have you not won a major poetry award yet?

Thanx
[User Picture]From: papertygre Date: August 1st, 2004 - 10:23 pm (Link)
happy birthday slightly belated!

hope it was fun despite no strippers.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:48 am (Link)
and a slightly belated thankyou to you...

Can I put you on the short list of people who owe me a strip show then?
[User Picture]From: yozhik Date: August 1st, 2004 - 11:22 pm (Link)
well, I was gonna do it, but then someone suggested a naked hairy monkey jumping out of cake wasn't something you'd exactly appreciate.

Regardless, Happy 30th Birthday!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:49 am (Link)
uh yeah... good lookin' out... thanx :-)

[User Picture]From: jameel Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 04:32 am (Link)
Welcome to the Dark Side....
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 05:49 am (Link)
don't call it a comeback... I been here for years
[User Picture]From: cheshcat Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 01:22 pm (Link)

Funky mad wild joyous birthday lovin!

Happy birthday from another Meron minion! :D

Cheers,
Chesh
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: August 2nd, 2004 - 02:40 pm (Link)

Re: Funky mad wild joyous birthday lovin!

thank you...
 

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