July 4th, 2003

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11:09 am - there is a god...
and apparently he is the Baptist God. So if you don't believe, now is a good time to start, and if you are of some other faith, maybe you should consider converting...

I just have this mental picture of a great bearded god sitting in his throne on a cloud of heaven saying, "Now usually I don't do this, but why don't we give 'em a little somethin' somethin'!"

Current Mood: [mood icon] impressed

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[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: July 4th, 2003 - 09:25 am (Link)

ummmmm, maybe not

I don't know...I'm just saying, maybe Baptist isn't the way to go. After all, he did set the church on FIRE!!!! Or maybe it was just that church in particular. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
[User Picture]From: beststephi Date: July 5th, 2003 - 03:57 pm (Link)

Re: ummmmm, maybe not

Well, if lightening doesn't strike twice in the same spot, I guess you're at least safe there, assuming that that minister learned his lesson...
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: July 5th, 2003 - 04:07 pm (Link)

Re: ummmmm, maybe not

I would have agreed until I saw this story
What are the odds?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: July 5th, 2003 - 05:52 pm (Link)

Re: ummmmm, maybe not

woah! I wish I was struck by lightning twice in one hour... I could probably deal with the lightning, I could do without the 90 meter fall though...
[User Picture]From: flamingjune07 Date: July 4th, 2003 - 10:32 am (Link)
services resumed for about 20 minutes until the congregation realized the church was on fire.

It took them 20 minutes to realize the church was on fire?!
[User Picture]From: max1975 Date: July 4th, 2003 - 10:37 am (Link)
They probably assumed, the lightning bolt being a sign from god, that he wouldn't burn their church down. now, hopefully they've learned that making assumptions in the face of divine fireworks is not a good idea.
From: henrysbag Date: July 4th, 2003 - 03:20 pm (Link)
I can't believe it!
That's a tad bit creepy.... I'm hearing a low growl of a voice saying, "get out!"
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: July 4th, 2003 - 09:55 pm (Link)
heh... nah, I like a nice pipe-hitting god... a god who doesn't take any guff... I respect that...

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