Mav (chrismaverick) wrote,

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on stereotypes that should be true...

jeremiahblatz and I have often commented that the correct way to order from International Male isn't to use the web. The IM website sucks. What you're supposed to do is go to the website or look in the catalog and find everything you like and then you call the number and talk to the nice helpful gay gentleman on the other side of the line. This is the way its supposed to be. This is the way God intended it. IM is supposed to be a company by gay men for gay men... Ok, maybe I'm not actually gay, but I think I do a damn fine job pretending, and really, I'm worth the benefit of the doubt. But today, I attempted to order clothing and I was surprised to find a woman on the other end of the line... a WOMAN!!! And she wasn't even a fag hag. She was some straight girl who seemed to know nothing at all about the clothing or even how to work the ordering system. It was like she had never taken an order before and didn't know what was in the catalog. It was horrible. Where, O where is my helpful gay man? Where is the effeminate sounding Adonis with washboard abs and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of? Why!?! Why have you forsaken me?

Ugh... its enough to make a guy start dressing like he's straight...

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