Wrestler 1: So Mav, I saw those pictures on your website. Where do you find so many hot women to pose for you?
Mav: Well, one of them is my girlfriend. The others are just friends of mine.
Wrestler 1: Wow. Maybe I need to hang out with you.
Wrestler 2: What is this? You have a fan club? Is this like Mav's Bitches?
Mav: Ummm, yeah... you can join, you want a T-shirt?
Wrestler 2: Sure. Can I cut the sleeves off of it?
Hmmm.... so if I make Mav's Bitchez t-shirts. Who would order one?
EDIT: Cheap plug... there are nicer sloganed T-shirts available in the Elseworld Gift Shop as well... go buy one!