Mav (chrismaverick) wrote,
Mav
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on non-denominational yuletide winter holidays...

So the holiday season is upon us. I have started my holiday shopping, and I am kinda torn on a few issues. Everyone who knows me, knows that I am the pinnacle of bright, happy, sunshiney, feel-good, bringing-shame-to-jolly-old-st-nick-himself holiday cheer, but I'm also an unemployed bum. The unemployment isn't that big a deal, but it does hurt the finances a little bit, and its a great excuse to cover up the fact that I am in fact a complete and utter lazy fuck. So, in my grand tradition of living my life by committee I decided to post a little poll here and see what people think about the things I have been wondering about. Feel free to add comments with details, suggestions, compliments on my ass or flames on my hair.

Poll #212247 Non-Denominational Yuletide Winter Holiday Poll

Should I send cards?

Yes, go out and buy some cute, cheap cards and mail them to people. People love getting holiday cards.
0(0.0%)
Yes, but you should design your own. Its cooler that way.
11(47.8%)
Honestly, I don't really give a damn about holiday cards. I just throw them away anyway.
12(52.2%)

Should Mav, Steph, Heather and Mike get another tree?

Dude, the live tree last year rocked! Get another one!
7(30.4%)
Dude, trees are cool, but the live one was such a mess, step into the 20th century and buy a fake one
4(17.4%)
Why the hell do you need a tree? What are you seven?
3(13.0%)
Dude, Christmas trees are so commercial, get a Festivus Pole!
3(13.0%)
Dude! Can you get a tree and a Festivus Pole?
6(26.1%)

So, if we get a tree, should we have another trimming party?

Yes... making the ornaments was fun last year. Lets do it again!
10(45.5%)
Yeah, but only because its cool to hang out and drink, just use the old ornaments.
3(13.6%)
Oh, can we just come by and drink, and not worry about the damn tree?
6(27.3%)
Bah Humbug
3(13.6%)

Should there be Glögg?

Of course there should be Glögg...
6(26.1%)
Eww...
1(4.3%)
What's a glögg?
10(43.5%)

Is there a Santa Claus?

Why wouldn't there be? What have you heard?!?
1(4.3%)
No, there isn't, you little baby!
1(4.3%)
Yeah, Kris "Crusher" Kringle. He runs a sweat shop in the Northpole. Hopefully, some day soon, someone will frag the bastich!
4(17.4%)
Yes Mav, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love, generosity & devotion. You know they abound & give your life its highest beauty & joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa. As dreary as if there were no Mavericks.
10(43.5%)

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