EDIT: Oh duh! I can actually get a T-shirt! So can you! Hey kids! did you also sue the RIAA? Why not spend your winnings on a lousy T-shirt of your own. You'll be the coolest kid on the block!
EDIT 2: Yes yes yes, I know. The T-shirts are all more than $13.86 (all except the toddler one). But Cafepress has minimum prices. So at least they all end in 86 cents. Besides, think of the statement you're making. The settlement isn't even enough money alone to buy you a lousy T-shirt. And isn't it worth your extra dollar to make that statement with this? I thought so. If someone really wants, I can make cheaper "I sued the RIAA and all got was this lousy thong" or "... mug" or "...coaster" or something.