March 1st, 2004

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02:06 pm - let he who is without sin cast the first gummi bear...

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[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: March 1st, 2004 - 01:54 pm (Link)
That was exactly what I was about to say. You know me and my Evelyn Wood Speedreading. I thought maybe I missed a 'dude'. I agree, not as cool as the Good News Bible.

I was about to give some alternate wording for "Adam knew Eve" but Marcus told me that it was NOT appropriate, so I guess I'll keep it to myself. Don't want to burn in hell or anything.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: March 1st, 2004 - 02:07 pm (Link)
I'm already going to burn in hell for doing stuff like this. Might as well go for one of the lower planes. Maybe I'll write my own ebonics translation...

Adam took Eve and tapped dat ass!
Joseph's brothers rolled his ass for his threads!
And with that Cain busted a cap in Abel's candy ass!
And the bitchez Rodney Kinged J-Dawg's ass and nailed him to a cross.

Wow... I use the word ass a lot when I'm speaking ebonics.
Can I use creative license in my version? Because I'd kinda like to change the Sodom and Gommorah story and keep the party goin'.

Coming soon, Maverick's Book of Mormon: Spanglish Edition.
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: March 1st, 2004 - 02:24 pm (Link)
You are gonna BURN!!!!!

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