Caller: Hello, Mr. Holly
Caller: Hello, this is Joe calling on behalf of AT&T Broadband
Mav: uh huh
Caller: The reason I'm calling, sir, is that our records show that you don't currently have a cable modem or even cable television access.
Mav: Yes, that's correct.
Caller: Sir, do you currently have DSL or a Satellite Dish or anything like that?
Mav: Yes, both.
Caller: Oh, ok... never mind. <CLICK>
They actually hung up on me?!? WTF? sigh... its no fun when I don't even get the chance to fuck with them first.