On sitcoms, whenever someone is about to reach a ten year milestone birthday, they always have this list they pull out that they wrote some ten years before of things they need to do before they turn whatever age they're turning. And then they look at the list and realize that they don't have the means or opportunity to pitch for the Yankees, perform a sell out rock show at Shea Stadium, or have sex with Jenny McCarthy (she was Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1994), so they end up settling for doing some random extreme sport kinda thing, usually sky diving.
Well, I never made any such list, and seeing as how I only have 5 days left of being a 20-something, I am kinda tapped as to what I am going to obsess over for my impending mid-life crisis. So that's where you all come in. What stuff should I really do before I turn 30? Reasonable or unreasonable?
In the meantime... anyone have George Steinbrenner, Mick Jagger and Jenny McCarthy's phone numbers?