October 25th, 2004


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02:04 pm - on why nerds don't get laid...
It astounds me that there are actually people who think that this is a good idea:

will tech support for sex...

listen up geekboys... if you are so upset that you aren't getting any that you are tempted to post an ad like this, let me give you a hint. The fact that you think this is a good idea is pretty much directly correlated with the fact that no one wants to fuck you.

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[User Picture]From: rackletang Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:40 am (Link)
And this is part of the reason I really enjoy reading you. You make so much... sense.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:48 am (Link)
yeah, well what can I say.

it's a gift.
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:48 am (Link)
Well this is just TOO funny! He's actually convinced himself that he is abstaining because he's so "busy". Then he tries to capitalize on the vicarious celeb thing. And if he's so damned financially "comfortable" why's he trying to barter for sex? Is he so lame that he can't even interest a hooker? And don't anybody tell me that maybe he isn't interested in a hooker... that's exactly what he's interested in, he just apparently can't afford one.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:55 am (Link)
no no no... you see he's got principles. His post has the added advantage that it automatically filters any potential partners down to mac users. Everyone knows that hookers tend to use PCs, and are therefore unworthy of recieving his seed.
[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:59 am (Link)
Everyone knows that hookers tend to use PCs, and are therefore unworthy of recieving his seed.

*snort*
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[User Picture]From: marsinthestars Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:56 am (Link)
Gipsy Kings rock my world :)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:59 am (Link)
that's the only song I have from them. Any other recommendations?
[User Picture]From: jacquez Date: October 25th, 2004 - 12:33 pm (Link)
I am pretty fond of the album 'Somos Gitanos'.
From: thwomp Date: October 25th, 2004 - 01:20 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: marsinthestars Date: October 25th, 2004 - 10:45 pm (Link)
They have a great Spanish version of Sinatra's "My Way". I'm also really fond of the Gipsy Passions CD, which is a compilation of some Gipsy Kings and some various other pieces. And really, anything by them has fantabulous guitar; I generally burn CDs, so I don't have lists of names.
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: October 25th, 2004 - 02:13 pm (Link)
Note that he says he would "prefer a female" but doesn't absolutely require it. You're not out of the running, dearest!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 02:19 pm (Link)
good point... but I probably killed my shot by calling him a nerd and a geekboy and implying that he was a fucking loser.

But you go ahead and take your shot. Besides, you're in New York anyway, so he's a lot more convenient for you.
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: October 25th, 2004 - 02:27 pm (Link)
Sigh. There's nary a Mac in sight.

If it makes you feel better, I don't think he heard you.
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[User Picture]From: marsinthestars Date: October 25th, 2004 - 10:47 pm (Link)
This sounds a lot like something this webcomic has been making fun of for awhile:

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06092004.shtml
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 26th, 2004 - 06:44 am (Link)
so does that mean that you are registering the domain name and looking for start-up capital as we speak?
[User Picture]From: marsinthestars Date: October 26th, 2004 - 07:10 am (Link)
I don't know how to do those things. That's why I have friends like you! *wink*
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