October 25th, 2004


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02:04 pm - on why nerds don't get laid...

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[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:48 am (Link)
Well this is just TOO funny! He's actually convinced himself that he is abstaining because he's so "busy". Then he tries to capitalize on the vicarious celeb thing. And if he's so damned financially "comfortable" why's he trying to barter for sex? Is he so lame that he can't even interest a hooker? And don't anybody tell me that maybe he isn't interested in a hooker... that's exactly what he's interested in, he just apparently can't afford one.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:55 am (Link)
no no no... you see he's got principles. His post has the added advantage that it automatically filters any potential partners down to mac users. Everyone knows that hookers tend to use PCs, and are therefore unworthy of recieving his seed.
[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:59 am (Link)
Everyone knows that hookers tend to use PCs, and are therefore unworthy of recieving his seed.

*snort*
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 12:07 pm (Link)
see, on the other hand, as a female mac user between the age of 20 and 45, connie, you are the exact type of person he is looking for! Aren't you so lucky!
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: October 25th, 2004 - 12:07 pm (Link)
Yeah well, principles are all he's got then. He sure as hell doesn't have any...ah well nevermind.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 25th, 2004 - 12:10 pm (Link)
well, that was kind of my point... of course, for all we know, there's a line of women blocks long outside his apartment holding broken powerbooks in one hand and a box of condoms in the other right this very moment.

In other news, a winged monkey just popped out of my rear end is currently soaring around the office. Damndest thing...
From: wooble Date: October 29th, 2004 - 12:48 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: October 29th, 2004 - 01:41 pm (Link)
why would a stud like him need sex? sometimes these things are just unexplainable.
 

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