May 7th, 2003


on the audacity of internet spammers

yesterday, I got spam which made it through my filters that was entitled:

"Do you hate Junk Mail?"

Today, I got the same spam again. The mail goes on to tell me how the sender used to hate spam too, but only because he thought everyone deleted it. But research shows that people read their email. What does this mean for me? It means there's opportunity out there for me to make money off of billions of emails (yes, it says billions). Its NOT SPAM (they even capitalized it just like that) but a legitmate mass emailing for a product and buisness model that will allow me to generate hundreds of thousands of dollars by advertising my product through emailings to people who want and need it. In other words, since I look like the kind of person who hates Junk Mail, market research shows that I'm the kinda person who would likely love to send it.

Uh, yeah...

I'd write 1000 words of free flowing hostility on this, but I don't really have anything to say.
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    annoyed annoyed
Football Jersey

on pinball training...

a long time ago I used to be a pretty decent pinball player. I used to play every day. There used to be a Twilight Zone machine in my living room. Times got hard, and I was eventually forced to sell the TZ and I fell out of practice. The last two years I've competed in Division C atPinburgh, mostly just for the hell of it. Just to sort of keep myself on the fringes of pinbally society.

Today I got mail from Kevin "Sigma" Martin announcing Pinburgh 2003. For some reason, the date has been changed. Rather than occuring in June as it did for the last couple of years that I have been playing, it will be in September. The 12th-14th to be specific. Which is to say that I will be missing it as I will be in Scotland laying witness to the nuptuals of jeremiahblatz and thompso2. Que sera sera.

But the thing is that the mail also states that Pinburgh 2004 will mark the return of PAPA. PAPA 7 should occur sometime in June 2004. This is pretty exciting. This means that I must now dedicate myself to 13 long months of training for the occasion. Woohoo! I'm back baby!
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    hopeful hopeful

on pedophiliac pop stars

Something that suddenly occurs to me....

You know, I think if I were a 14 year old girl, I'd want to fuck R Kelly. I'm not saying its right, mind you. I'm just saying I understand...
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    Ignition (remix) by R Kelly