August 13th, 2003



Dammit! Why God? Why?!? Father Guido Sarducci is out. This completely sucks...


So my initial inclination was to switch my official support to 19-year-old Elizabeth Swaney, mostly because she's kinda cute, and unlikely to win, so she kinda fits my profile for randomly supporting a candidate.... (you know, the same way that Perot was kinda cute, and didn't have a snowball's chance in Hades of winning). But after examining the candidates a little closer, I think I'm going to have to throw my support behind porn star Mary Carey, because (and I am absolutely serious here) I actually really like her platform. At the very least, I like it better than I like Liz's.

So there you go... Mary Carey for governor!
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