September 28th, 2005


and this is what all the trouble is for?

Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
I hate to say it, but "I'd hit it!"
Why the hell do we need a Supreme Court anyway? See, I thought all of this random mud slinging over John Roberts was about whether or not we could have abortions and gay marriage and stem cell research and stuff like that. I thought it was a big deal. Apparently not. Actually, what its about is whether or not Anna Nicole Smith deserves a share of her late husbands fortune.

No shit. I'm serious. The Supreme Court of the fucking United States of America has agreed to hear the Anna Nicole case. 1900 appeals currently in the queue for the Supreme Court and they have elected to hear the Anna Nicole case. Normally I'd be outraged at the waste of government, but see in this case I actually kinda have to agree. You see the Supreme Court NEEDS to step in here and right a serious wrong.

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Let me just go on record right now. When I'm 90-years-old, should I have the means to fuck a 26-year-old Playmate of the Year, I shall be utilizing it. If she's goodly enough to agree to it, and stick around filling my final remaining days with grade-A poontang, then she can have whatever of mine she wants after I'm gone. If one of my good for nothing kids tries to fuck that arrangement up, then someone please beat the hell out of them for me. If it comes to it, my trophy wife has my consent to pay someone $1million to ... *ahem*... take care of the problem.

So that's my question, for you Mr. Roberts. I don't care where you stand on abortion or gay marriage or stem cell research. I don't care about your past decisions in the courts. I don't care where you fall on the traditional left-wing to right-wing continuum. What I want to know, sir, is do you support the rights of the elderly to get laid by famous gorgeous women young enough to be their great grand daughters? I need to know this, sir. We the people deserve to know where you stand.

HOVA Bless America.