So,
"We left the sheets on the washer downstairs. The red pair of panties on top of the pile belongs to neither of us -- we found it under the cushions on the couch when we were packing up this morning. One of these days, I really need to make it to another of Mav's parties."
Its nice to leave a legacy.
New Years Party at our place on Friday. There may or may not be loss of panties. Who's to say?