quit my job, go home, grab my katana and my duster and walk the earth writing wrongs.

Until you encounter a wrongdoer with a gun.

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Or until he gets either a bus pass or a car.

Preferably a car.

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well, its a figure of speech. No one really walks the earth anymore. I'd actually be driving the earth. But that doesn't sound as cool.

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You'd need a good car for it....I like the modified black 1968 Dodge Charger Wesley Snipes drove in Blade.

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I'm actually pretty happy with the Vagabond. If I were going to drive the earth on anything else, I might get a motorcycle of some kinda and ride the earth.

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are you insulting the quickness of my steel?

Dammit, I spelled righting wrong... there fixed...

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Not the quickness, just the range. :)

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well, I also have some throwing blades.

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What's the state of your hypos?

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my hypos have such the upper hand of me that its not even funny

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On your way, could you torch this pile of test prep books?

Well, actually, this building is pretty old and should be condemned, so the fire doesn't really need to be localized.

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No, I can't torch the school. I am righting wrongs, you see. Not committing atrocities. That said, ummm... how much you willing to pay?

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If you torched it, they would have to build a new, structurally sound building. It is wrong for kids to have to go to school in a building that is sinking into the earth just because they happen to live in a lower-middle-class neighborhood. So you see, you would indeed be righting a great wrong.

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nah, that's not really my gig. I'm more the drifter with a heart of gold who rolls into town, stops a mugger from robbindg Old Mrs. Withersbee, so the farmer puts me up in his barn for a couple of days so long as I promise to work the fields for him and stay away from his daughter, which of course I totally can't do.

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Ah, to be a Shaolin... I've felt that way many times. *looks at her green katana*

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I dunno, I think you'd look pretty silly with the shaved head. ;-)

But yeah, you get the point.

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I think you'd look pretty silly with the shaved head. ;-)

'cause she's a girl or 'cause she has a funny-shaped head? (i mean no offense to vixendarkfairy, since i don't at all know her or how her head's shaped, just getting ready to take offense if chrismaverick thinks girls with shaved heads are silly in general, notwithstanding his this-was-a-joke smiley.)

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define silly in general. In general, bald chicks not my thing. But to each their own. Anyway, the joke was more about the fact that I was intentionally misunderstanding her point.

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HAHAHAHA... I once cut my hair so short I was nearly bald. My current long hair is my attempt to put distance between myself and that memory...

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well good, then. I approve. Your hair looks pretty.

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