May 5th, 2005


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01:30 pm - on dumb ass fortune cookies...
What the hell?

The fortune that I got with my lunch today reads:

"As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey."


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Bullshit!

Current Mood: [mood icon] thirsty
Current Music: Ice Cream Castles by Morris Day and the Mother Fuckin' Time

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Comments:


[User Picture]From: eriktheplaid Date: May 5th, 2005 - 10:34 am (Link)

Better Whiskey

Clearly, they've been sipping the wrong whiskey.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:14 am (Link)

Re: Better Whiskey

I've had the wrong whiskey before. It's still better than work.
From: jeremiahblatz Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:19 am (Link)

Re: Better Whiskey

From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:48 am (Link)

Re: Better Whiskey

From: jeremiahblatz Date: May 5th, 2005 - 12:28 pm (Link)

Re: Better Whiskey

From: valancy17 Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:19 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:42 am (Link)

Re: Better Whiskey

[User Picture]From: painofsalvation Date: May 5th, 2005 - 10:36 am (Link)
you know, you got to love when a crackhead fills out a fortune cookie.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:14 am (Link)
just out of curiosity... who are you?
From: painofsalvation Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:15 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:41 am (Link)
From: painofsalvation Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:43 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: May 5th, 2005 - 10:41 am (Link)
That's a god-damned lie!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:15 am (Link)
damn skippy...
[User Picture]From: nemesisn4sa Date: May 5th, 2005 - 10:41 am (Link)
my favorite fortune ever was one that read:

this biscuit suits my taste.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:36 am (Link)
I can't remember the specifics of one fortune cookie. I always like to add "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie. It makes for fun reading. But I actually got one once that basically amounted to "you are a great lover" or something like that. Kinda took the fun out of it.
From: nemesisn4sa Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:44 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:50 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: inmostlight Date: May 5th, 2005 - 10:42 am (Link)
I think it depends on the job. If my job were to write fortune cookie fortunes, I think that'd come close to being a whiskey substitute.

And probably a lot more fun with whiskey, too.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:38 am (Link)
the work that is more fun than whiskey is not the true work.

Any job would be more fun with whiskey. Hmmm... I wonder if there's a wine & spirits around here somewhere.
From: inmostlight Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:55 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 12:26 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: gigglefaerie Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:13 am (Link)
Where is the universe could work possibly be better than whiskey?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:40 am (Link)
some weird bizarro world, I guess...

Haven't talked to you in a while... how's it going?
From: valancy17 Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:20 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:39 am (Link)

Re: another

it all depends on whether you are trying to bind a rail road or mend a sock.
[User Picture]From: limpingpigeon Date: May 5th, 2005 - 11:49 am (Link)
I never take advice from something I'm about to eat anyway.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 5th, 2005 - 12:27 pm (Link)
I dunno, when something I am about to eat starts talking, I think its generally a good idea to at least pause and pay attention for a moment.
From: limpingpigeon Date: May 5th, 2005 - 03:15 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: wooble Date: May 7th, 2005 - 10:35 am (Link)
It was supposed to say "As a cure for worry, tequila is better than whiskey."

Then some fortune cookie editor decided it would be better with alliteration, and ruined it. Happens all the time.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 7th, 2005 - 11:36 pm (Link)
ah... ok then... makes perfect sense.
 

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