November 5th, 2005


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07:13 pm - on "cheat sheets"...
So did you ever see that episode of Friends, "The One with Frank Jr." (I just love the way Friends episodes are named). Where the Friends talk about having their "lists." The concept being that in a relationship, you are allowed to make a list of five people whom you are allowed to cheat on the other person with, if the opportunity ever arises. If you didn't see it on Friends, I'm sure the same basic plot has probably happened on about a dozen other sitcoms.

So anyway, a couple years ago, beststephi decided to make her own list. Being the lovable bundle of geekiness she is, she went so far as to rank her top ten in a little Excel spreadsheet. She then started pressuring me to do the same. I told her that I had no such list. I wasn't capable of it. She pressured me until I agreed to do it, and then I quickly rattled off a list of women she knew. Two of whom were in the room at the time, if I remember correctly. Amazingly, I still have a relationship.

Anyway, so apparently, the list is suppose to be celebrities. I always thought that was stupid, because I know plenty of girls who are imminently more fuckable than plenty of celebrities. But whatever. I'm more or less incapable of making such a list anyway, because I am a complete and total moraless, horny, manslut, and my "top five celebrities I want to bang" could easily change fifteen times in the course of a single day.

But I want to know what other people think. Has anyone, male or female, ever seriously done this? And if you haven't would you be upset if your husband/wife came home from work one day and said "Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I met Halle Berry/Johnny Depp on a lunch break today, and we got drunk, hit it off and had crazy sex in the back of their limo. I know it was wrong, but when would I ever get that chance again?" Seriously, would that bother you, or would you be ok with it? (insert whichever celeb your theoretical SO would want to have sex with). Would you understand or would you dump them. If a celeb you thought was superhot and came onto you, would you go for it and hope/expect your SO to understand? Why or why not?

Finally, even if you would never actually go through with it, or even if you would, what five celebrities would you put on such a list, and why? Ladies, I'll allow you six, as long as one of them is me.

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[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: November 6th, 2005 - 12:53 am (Link)
If I ran into Bono, I'd much rather have an intellectually stimulating conversation with him. That's still a unique experience that not many regular people could have, and to be envied. Doesn't anyone converse over a glass of wine anymore?

Besides, is there any evidence that celebrities are better in bed than the rest of us? It seems to me that a celebrity doesn't have to be good in bed. Even if they are lousy, they are still a celebrity.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 01:06 am (Link)
hence my just wanting to pick random people I think are hot than the celebs. I think the theory with the celebs is that you get to say "I boinked Halle Berry" or whoever, and that's innately worth something. Uh... I guess.

And no, no celebrities are better in bed than me. I mean, I thought that was obvous. Ok, maybe Pamela Anderson... she's not really my type but you just look at her and you have to assume that she "knows stuff".
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[User Picture]From: arilinn Date: November 6th, 2005 - 02:30 am (Link)
who are those women and how come I never met them! Especially met them in the biblical sense!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 02:35 am (Link)
From left to right:

Joy, D, and Rachael. And I dunno why. D and Rachael have been to parties. Joy always misses them though, because she's lame and seems to think that keeping her job is more important.
From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 02:49 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: lacechenault Date: November 6th, 2005 - 03:42 am (Link)
I have to admit it: I am a jealous person...so, I wouldn’t be OK with my guy having sex with anyone other than me even a celebrity. And I would expect him to dump me if I had sex with a celebrity....

I can't really think of any.... I mean I love Paul McCartney...but not so much in that way. I look up to him too much.

For me attraction to someone is more in their personalities, and they have to be well spoken...I really don't like big egos so it's hard to choose a celebrity because I imagine most of them have big egos.

Not very spicy just my thought’s

….and I love that picture!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 03:49 am (Link)
yeah... coming up with a list like that is really tricky. Even if you try to simplify it to "Who are the five most attractive celebrities" I still have problems with it.

Thanx... I like the picture too... I need to do more photoshoots... haven't done one in a while. I should also walk around and just take more pictures than i do... but I'm lame.
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From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 06:05 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: arilinn Date: November 6th, 2005 - 05:33 am (Link)
egads, your comments exploded!
1. mila jovovich
2. angelina jolie
3. jonathon rhys-meyers
4. spike from buffy (only if he kept the accent and acted totally like him)
5. that one famous wrestler, i think his name is maverick?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 06:07 am (Link)
well, since you picked me, you could have picked a sixth one. But hey, I'm worth two really.

As for James Marsters staying in character... ummm... you know he like eats people, right?
From: jameel Date: November 6th, 2005 - 12:25 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 03:57 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: November 6th, 2005 - 01:08 pm (Link)
God damn. I ever meet Halle Berry, and she wants to make with the boinky, the boinky shall be made.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 03:59 pm (Link)
so is she the only one though?
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From: ludimagist Date: November 6th, 2005 - 06:02 pm (Link)
Ideally, my young lady and I would collaborate on a list of women to whom we would bring glorious pleasure.1 And who in turn would return this glorious pleasure to us. And this list would be open ended, so as not to discriminate.

Is our love like the air, that embraces all? No. Because if it were like the air, we would have to deny it to so many. But no, it is like caviar, to be enjoyed by the elite. But as this is America, there is always the chance for upward mobility. 2

1 I checked before posting this to make sure I would still have a relationship.

2 Applications are still open you know
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 06:45 pm (Link)
I'm not sure what you mean by open ended
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[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: November 6th, 2005 - 08:37 pm (Link)
I have limited net, so I'll read all the comments to this later.

Ladies, I'll allow you six, as long as one of them is me.

Is this your way of seeing who wants to sleep with you so you can make your own list? Tricky little devil!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 6th, 2005 - 08:45 pm (Link)
nah... I'm perfectly content to just assume that all of you womens want to sleep with me one way or the other.

Who's on my list has nothing to do with whether I'm on their list or not. For instance, I'd totally do Carmen Electra. I'm probably not on her list though. But that's just cuz she doesn't realize how attracted to me she would be simply because she has no idea who I am. If she knew, she'd totally be all over me.
[User Picture]From: sexcow Date: November 7th, 2005 - 01:24 am (Link)
Eh i guess these count...
1 Molly Holly
2 Traci Brooks
3 Amy Davidson (red head from 8 simple rules)
4 Mandy Moore
5 Tatiyana Ali
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 7th, 2005 - 01:30 am (Link)
nice picks... Especially on the last one. Tatyana has always been one of my favorites, and she never gets enough play.

Me and my friend jameel even decided that she should be used as a verb.
From: henrysbag Date: November 7th, 2005 - 01:34 am (Link)
you ARE a God!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: November 7th, 2005 - 01:38 am (Link)
now now... elder prophet, sure... demigod maybe... but I'm not quite a god. (yet)

and I notice you didn't answer any of the questions...
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