If I ran into Bono, I'd much rather have an intellectually stimulating conversation with him. That's still a unique experience that not many regular people could have, and to be envied. Doesn't anyone converse over a glass of wine anymore?

Besides, is there any evidence that celebrities are better in bed than the rest of us? It seems to me that a celebrity doesn't have to be good in bed. Even if they are lousy, they are still a celebrity.

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hence my just wanting to pick random people I think are hot than the celebs. I think the theory with the celebs is that you get to say "I boinked Halle Berry" or whoever, and that's innately worth something. Uh... I guess.

And no, no celebrities are better in bed than me. I mean, I thought that was obvous. Ok, maybe Pamela Anderson... she's not really my type but you just look at her and you have to assume that she "knows stuff".

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who are those women and how come I never met them! Especially met them in the biblical sense!

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From left to right:

Joy, D, and Rachael. And I dunno why. D and Rachael have been to parties. Joy always misses them though, because she's lame and seems to think that keeping her job is more important.

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I have to admit it: I am a jealous person...so, I wouldn’t be OK with my guy having sex with anyone other than me even a celebrity. And I would expect him to dump me if I had sex with a celebrity....

I can't really think of any.... I mean I love Paul McCartney...but not so much in that way. I look up to him too much.

For me attraction to someone is more in their personalities, and they have to be well spoken...I really don't like big egos so it's hard to choose a celebrity because I imagine most of them have big egos.

Not very spicy just my thought’s

….and I love that picture!

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yeah... coming up with a list like that is really tricky. Even if you try to simplify it to "Who are the five most attractive celebrities" I still have problems with it.

Thanx... I like the picture too... I need to do more photoshoots... haven't done one in a while. I should also walk around and just take more pictures than i do... but I'm lame.

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egads, your comments exploded!
1. mila jovovich
2. angelina jolie
3. jonathon rhys-meyers
4. spike from buffy (only if he kept the accent and acted totally like him)
5. that one famous wrestler, i think his name is maverick?

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well, since you picked me, you could have picked a sixth one. But hey, I'm worth two really.

As for James Marsters staying in character... ummm... you know he like eats people, right?

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God damn. I ever meet Halle Berry, and she wants to make with the boinky, the boinky shall be made.

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so is she the only one though?

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Ideally, my young lady and I would collaborate on a list of women to whom we would bring glorious pleasure.1 And who in turn would return this glorious pleasure to us. And this list would be open ended, so as not to discriminate.

Is our love like the air, that embraces all? No. Because if it were like the air, we would have to deny it to so many. But no, it is like caviar, to be enjoyed by the elite. But as this is America, there is always the chance for upward mobility. 2

1 I checked before posting this to make sure I would still have a relationship.

2 Applications are still open you know

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I'm not sure what you mean by open ended

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I have limited net, so I'll read all the comments to this later.

Ladies, I'll allow you six, as long as one of them is me.

Is this your way of seeing who wants to sleep with you so you can make your own list? Tricky little devil!

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nah... I'm perfectly content to just assume that all of you womens want to sleep with me one way or the other.

Who's on my list has nothing to do with whether I'm on their list or not. For instance, I'd totally do Carmen Electra. I'm probably not on her list though. But that's just cuz she doesn't realize how attracted to me she would be simply because she has no idea who I am. If she knew, she'd totally be all over me.

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Eh i guess these count...
1 Molly Holly
2 Traci Brooks
3 Amy Davidson (red head from 8 simple rules)
4 Mandy Moore
5 Tatiyana Ali

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nice picks... Especially on the last one. Tatyana has always been one of my favorites, and she never gets enough play.

Me and my friend jameel even decided that she should be used as a verb.

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you ARE a God!

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now now... elder prophet, sure... demigod maybe... but I'm not quite a god. (yet)

and I notice you didn't answer any of the questions...

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