Mav (chrismaverick) wrote,

on "cheat sheets"...

So did you ever see that episode of Friends, "The One with Frank Jr." (I just love the way Friends episodes are named). Where the Friends talk about having their "lists." The concept being that in a relationship, you are allowed to make a list of five people whom you are allowed to cheat on the other person with, if the opportunity ever arises. If you didn't see it on Friends, I'm sure the same basic plot has probably happened on about a dozen other sitcoms.

So anyway, a couple years ago, beststephi decided to make her own list. Being the lovable bundle of geekiness she is, she went so far as to rank her top ten in a little Excel spreadsheet. She then started pressuring me to do the same. I told her that I had no such list. I wasn't capable of it. She pressured me until I agreed to do it, and then I quickly rattled off a list of women she knew. Two of whom were in the room at the time, if I remember correctly. Amazingly, I still have a relationship.

Anyway, so apparently, the list is suppose to be celebrities. I always thought that was stupid, because I know plenty of girls who are imminently more fuckable than plenty of celebrities. But whatever. I'm more or less incapable of making such a list anyway, because I am a complete and total moraless, horny, manslut, and my "top five celebrities I want to bang" could easily change fifteen times in the course of a single day.

But I want to know what other people think. Has anyone, male or female, ever seriously done this? And if you haven't would you be upset if your husband/wife came home from work one day and said "Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I met Halle Berry/Johnny Depp on a lunch break today, and we got drunk, hit it off and had crazy sex in the back of their limo. I know it was wrong, but when would I ever get that chance again?" Seriously, would that bother you, or would you be ok with it? (insert whichever celeb your theoretical SO would want to have sex with). Would you understand or would you dump them. If a celeb you thought was superhot and came onto you, would you go for it and hope/expect your SO to understand? Why or why not?

Finally, even if you would never actually go through with it, or even if you would, what five celebrities would you put on such a list, and why? Ladies, I'll allow you six, as long as one of them is me.

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