Cruise ship under fire from modern pirates
Not the kind that steals music or software. Not the kind that wrestles, like jakegarrett. Not the kind that has anal sex with other men. No, I want to be a real honest to goodness pirate. Raping and pillaging on the high seas! See, I thought like so many other adults that the days of piracy were over. A vestige of times gone by. But apparently that is not true. It turns out that piracy can still be a highly lucrative career. Why the hell didn't anyone tell me that you could still go out and be a pirate in the 21st century? Dammit, I never would have bothered with the whole college thing, if I'd known that. Fuck! Ok, granted, these particular pirates were lame and were scared off by a sound effect, but that doesn't mean that the idea isn't sound. I'm ready, I have the sword, all I need is a parot and I'll be all ready to take to the high seas. Who's with me. max1975? My hypos is getting the better of me. What say you?
And yes, nemesisn4sa, I'd totally be willing to be a ninja instead. In fact, I'd prefer it. If you can find me a lucrative business opportunity doing that, I'm totally in. Until then, Arrrr!