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[User Picture]From: avocado_tom Date: January 25th, 2006 - 02:05 am (Link)

I'm at 19.

I'm close to at least 5 or 6 others, but don't quite meet their requirements, specifically:

1) the drunk tank was full so I made the cops find where I was supposed to be and take me home
2) I wasn't sober when i tipped the bartender
3) the expensive bottle wasn't apropos of nothing - i always made up an excuse like "I'm visting, so here this is" or "it was your birthday a while ago" or something
4) I've only watched barfly with one or two of my closest friends while getting loaded...or loaded enough that I didn't remember it so we had to watch it again: does it count if you watch it 5 times with the same friend?)
5) I decided to not buy the $2000 bottle of 100 year old Port. Yes, it was a moment of weakness.
6) I've never used "fishing trip" as an excuse: instead it's usually "camping"or "hunting" but often there is a body of water and usually a bonfire

Sure, you could view the above as "excuses", or you can just say that the rules need to be updated. Your call.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: January 26th, 2006 - 02:06 pm (Link)
heh... and here I was POSITIVE you'd have the drunk tank one.

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