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[User Picture]From: je2i Date: January 25th, 2006 - 02:49 am (Link)

I feel like a drunk now

29, with only mild stretching of the truth.


5: They didn't take me to the drunk take, but I was forcibly taken by the police to the hospital and wasn't allowed to leave until morning after I wrecked my car drunk and got my DUI.

10: I was somewhat drunk, but I gave a $25 tip on a free drink in Vegas.

22: I've never counted, but we did make as many drinks as we could out of the Bartender's Bible in college (most of which were nasty).

30: We didn't even bother to use the fishing story, but I did get drunk at my lake house, bonfire and all.

34: It was more than half a paycheck, but it was from my summer job in college. I was working more than 30 hours per week, so I count it.
[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: January 25th, 2006 - 04:12 am (Link)

Re: I feel like a drunk now

I knew there was a reason I married you. :)

I only got 16. That's still higher than I thought, considering I've never finished an entire bottle of liquor.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: January 26th, 2006 - 02:34 pm (Link)

Re: I feel like a drunk now

I knew there was a reason I married you. :)

Because you were drunk?

Or I guess you're saying you married him because he was drunk. There's got to be a date rape clause about that somewhere.
[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: January 26th, 2006 - 03:53 pm (Link)

Re: I feel like a drunk now

Well, after I got dressed for my wedding, my mom handed me a shot of tequila that we did together.

At the ceremony, Jeff made me drink some scotch out of this little fancy Scottish mug thingy.

So yeah, I was pretty well drunk the whole time.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: January 26th, 2006 - 04:30 pm (Link)

Re: I feel like a drunk now

wow... and he still married you? Most guys would have just taken you home, screwed you and not called in the morning. You're so lucky. What a keeper!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: January 26th, 2006 - 02:28 pm (Link)

Re: I feel like a drunk now

5) Hmmm... I'm not sure... seems like being locked up is really a big part of it to me. I mean, if you were in a bad car wreck and just hurt really bad, they might make you stay overnight at the hospital too, right? I think the real reason I feel like you have to be in the tank is because in the hospital you're surrounded by nurses and sick people. In the drunk tank you're surrounded by... well... other drunks.

10) See, that one I'd count. And you beat me. The most I've ever given was a $20 tip on a free drink in Vegas. Vegas is special though. If you're doing well (which I was) you're just kinda expected to tip extravagantly. Or was the cocktail waitress just really hot?

34) Hmmm, I wasn't thinking of college jobs. But even then, I certainly never spent half of my check on one bottle. I liked being an efficient drunk.

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