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01:25 pm - and this one's for the ladies...

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Originally uploaded by chrismaverick.
ok, not exclusively. Several lovely and delightful young women have come to me and specifically complained about how I only did a sexiest women poll. And that I should a sexiest men poll.

I personally maintain that a sexiest men poll is stupid and derivative. That not enough people are going to vote in it to make it worthwhile. And that in the end it won't really amount to much of anything. But I am nothing if not fair and balanced.

So here we go. Introducing The Hottest Men Alive - 2006 Edition. Same rules as the chick contest. List your top five to ten sexiest men, in order. Men wil get 10 points for being voted first, nine for being voted second, and so on, down to 1 point for being voted 10th. Tell all your friends to come and vote too and in the end I'll tabulate everything just like before and after a week (next Sunday) I'll post who the winners are and we can all discuss it, bash the results and come to the conclusion that the whole thing was pointless because men aren't really all that sexy. Other than me of course.

Men and women of any sexual preference are both welcome to vote and feel free to invite people I don't know to vote. in fact I encourage it. It'll probably make for a better cross section.

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[User Picture]From: jameel Date: May 21st, 2006 - 05:52 pm (Link)
This is where all the dudes come in and vote for themselves, right?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 06:16 pm (Link)
well, I encourage you to be vote for me...
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 09:33 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 09:42 pm (Link)
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:07 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:18 pm (Link)
From: max1975 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:07 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: suicideking Date: May 21st, 2006 - 06:28 pm (Link)
I hearby cast all ten votes for myself, because your friend is a psychic.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 06:33 pm (Link)
well, as in the other one, no voting for the same person multiple times. Feel free to vote for me if you like.
From: suicideking Date: May 21st, 2006 - 07:39 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 08:43 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: nemesisn4sa Date: May 21st, 2006 - 08:00 pm (Link)
i agree that a sexiestmen poll would not be as cool.

that said i vote for suicideking.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 08:44 pm (Link)
and only him?

We have an early front runner!

And hey, how come you didn't vote in the other poll.. you could have put your girl over the top. Who all would you have voted for, anyway?
From: nemesisn4sa Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:43 am (Link)
From: nemesisn4sa Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:46 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:02 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:02 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 09:45 pm (Link)
Okay, just off the top of my head, with totally derivative and popular celebrities for the most part

1 Orlando Bloom
2 Hugh Jackman
3 Reynaldo Gianecchini
4 That Guy With Emo Glasses I See At The Gym After 5pm
5 Johnny Depp
6 Taye Diggs
7 Luciano Silveira
8 Stuart Townsend
9 Jason Lewis
10 Neil Patrick Harris
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 09:50 pm (Link)
just out of curiosity which are the non celebrities?
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 09:54 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:00 pm (Link)
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:05 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:13 pm (Link)
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 11:52 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:09 am (Link)
From: marmal8 Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:10 pm (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:15 pm (Link)
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: May 21st, 2006 - 10:58 pm (Link)
1. Vin Diesel: credit where credit is due, the brother is built. He's also an avid D&D player.
2. James Todd Smith: remember when he was skinny, back in the days of Radio?
3. H. Jameel al Khafiz: yeah, that's right, baby.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 21st, 2006 - 11:06 pm (Link)
wow... you put yourself all the way down at 3. Such restraint.
From: jameel Date: May 21st, 2006 - 11:30 pm (Link)
From: jameel Date: May 23rd, 2006 - 10:53 pm (Link)
From: jameel Date: May 24th, 2006 - 10:13 am (Link)
From: jameel Date: May 24th, 2006 - 11:51 am (Link)

Ya big talk now...

From: jameel Date: May 24th, 2006 - 11:59 am (Link)

Six in the morning, police at my door

[User Picture]From: blk Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:01 am (Link)

top to bottom, first shot

Sean Connery
Johnny Depp
Val Kilmer
Elijah Wood
Orlando Bloom
Patrick Stewart
Matt Damon
James Marsters
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:46 am (Link)

Re: top to bottom, first shot

you know... I was really expecting more connery votes than I've gotten so far... we'll see how it goes.
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:12 am (Link)
This is easy. I don't need to Google either.

1. Chris Maverick, of course
2. Marcus Holly, of course
3. Sean Thomas, of course
4. H. Jameel al Khafiz - I love that you voted for yourself; should have put yourself #1 though. Shoot, it was Your list!

Is there anybody else? Oh yeah, I guess there is.

5. Denzel Washington - needs no explanation
6. Johnny Depp - neither does he
7. Robert Deniro (you KNOW this is an old lady's ballot!)
8. Ed Bradley (60 minutes) - Intelligent is REALLY sexy, plus he's cool & a jazz fan
9. Andrea Bocelli - Sing to me any & every day
10. James Todd Smith* - ooooo those lips

Oh yeah, and I take issue with your above comment re: "playing fair". You imply that voting for oneself wasn't fair; well I saw NO mention of that in the Official Rules and Regulations. If nobody else was self confident enough to vote for themselves... oh well! You know I don't lack self confidence and I still feel it was quite an appropriate ballot ;-)

* LL Cool J
[User Picture]From: jameel Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:32 am (Link)
H. Jameel al Khafiz - I love that you voted for yourself; should have put yourself #1 though. Shoot, it was Your list!

I start thinking of myself as #1, I start slacking off. Can't have that!
From: mamarayne Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:33 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: lacechenault Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:24 am (Link)
1. Mark Brooks (annexation) - I loves mah pimp ninja
2. Paul Mcartney - I loves him 2
3. Rick Moranis (I am obsessed with glasses)
4. Sascha Konietzko (KMFDM)
5. Edward Norton
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:45 am (Link)
maybe I should have a category for "my boyfriend." The generic "my boyfriend" will beat any individual on the poll.

Hey, how come you and mark didn't vote in the other one?
[User Picture]From: uomo Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:35 am (Link)
I misread it as the 10 most sexist people alive... could be a follow up to the follow up.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:46 am (Link)
well, its pretty easily derivable from the other two lists.
From: uomo Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:57 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:00 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: beststephi Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:38 am (Link)
10) Andrew Dan-Jumbo
9) Antonio Banderas
8) Brad Pitt
7) Sting
6) Orlando Bloom
5) Jude Law
4) Jake Gyllenhaal
3) Bono
2) Johnny Depp
1) Mav!!!!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:53 am (Link)
see... even your own personal votes are kind of all over the map. And you have to admit, several of them are based much more on how their personality appeals to you specifically than any recognizable universal trait.

you know, other than me, that is... with my incredbily fine ass!
[User Picture]From: mamarayne Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:39 am (Link)

The Octogenarian Vote ...they want their voices heard too

I asked Mav's 80 year old grandma to vote, here's her pics:

1. Keith Thomas (her youngest son)
2. Mike Wallace
3. Clark Terry
4. Sidney Poitier
5. Morgan Freeman
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 12:53 am (Link)

Re: The Octogenarian Vote ...they want their voices heard too

she didn't vote for me!?!?!

I'm insulted.
From: mamarayne Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:19 am (Link)

Re: The Octogenarian Vote ...they want their voices heard too

From: jacquez Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 04:36 pm (Link)

Re: The Octogenarian Vote ...they want their voices heard too

[User Picture]From: sexyhockihoochi Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:16 am (Link)

My Picks...(and the movies I know them from...)

1. Benny (b/c I have to)
2. Orlando Bloom (Elizabethtown, Black Hawk Down)
3. Ryan Gosling (Murder By Numbers, The Notebook)
4. Ryan Phillippe (Cruel Intentions)
5. Vin Diesel (The Pacifier, The Fast and The Furious)
6. Paul Walker (Varsity Blues, Meet the Deedles, She's All That)
7. Tyrese Gibson (2 Fast 2 Furious, various modeling ads)
8. James Marsden (X-Men trilogy, The Notebook)
9. Shawn Ashmore (X-Men trilogy, Cadet Kelly)
10. Joquin Phoenix (Walk the Line, The Village)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:27 am (Link)

Re: My Picks...(and the movies I know them from...)

Ummm... why am I not on that list? *Harumph!*
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 23rd, 2006 - 02:43 pm (Link)

I'm too lazy to login on the school computer...

From: chrismaverick Date: May 23rd, 2006 - 03:49 pm (Link)

Re: I'm too lazy to login on the school computer...

[User Picture]From: jetgrrl01 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 01:44 am (Link)
Okay, I'll give it an actual shot.
1) Johnny Depp, easy peasy
2) Oded Fehr (particularly in The Mummy. Yum!)
3) Hugh Jackman (except when dancing as a gay song-writer on Broadway)
4) Brad Pitt
5) Taye Diggs
6) Joseph Fiennes
7) Jonathaon Rhys-Meyers
8) Denzel Washington (still, although he's moving away from hot into distinguished status)
9) Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn (not so hot with blonder hair in real life)
10) Ken Watanabe

I want to put George Clooney because he's amazing, but under the "I want to lick the sweat off of his neck" rules (how I pick what is hot) he doesn't quite make it. He's more the "take me out for a romantic dance, opera, dinner, amazingly witty conversation" type.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:11 am (Link)
but under the "I want to lick the sweat off of his neck" rules (how I pick what is hot) he doesn't quite make it.


I think its worth mentioning that that's pretty much how I picked the girls on my version of the list too. It wasn't about who I'd marry or who I'd date. Hotness is about who you want to jump in the sack with the most. As such some of my favorites got bumped out of the top 10 or off the list entirely. Basically I needed to be able to look at the person and say "I want to bang them in the most dirty possible way! yep! She gets my vote." :-)

[User Picture]From: max1975 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:29 am (Link)
Let's see...

10. Richard Dean Anderson
9. Jack Palance
8. John Ratzenberger
7. David Hasselhoff

6. Gil Gerard
5. Lee Majors
4. Adam West
(It's really a crime these three were never in a show together).

3. Shatner!
2. Mister T ("Hey boy. You look mighty cute in them jeans...")
1. Jerry Stiller! ("It's time for the Feats of Strength.")
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:32 am (Link)
No Doug Jeffry? No Sean Connery? What the hell has become of you?
From: max1975 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:37 am (Link)
From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:45 am (Link)
From: max1975 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 02:51 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: thwomp Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 03:37 am (Link)
10. Sean Connery
9. Billy Crudup - special award for worst name/face combo
8. Harry Connick, Jr.
7. Harrison Ford - pre goatee
6. J August Richards
5. Hugh Jackman
4. Viggo Mortensen - but only with some facial hair and not so clean cut
3. Antonio Banderes
2. Joaquin Phoenix
1. Jeffrey T. Eaton

I feel obligated to point out here that there are lots of actors that I think "Oh Good Lord, he's freakin' HOT" in one movie or TV show, and then I see pictures of them in another movie or somewhere, and they are not as hot as I thought. This is almost always due to good hair. I don't know what it is about the hair. I guess all I'm saying is: Guys, take good care of your hair!
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 03:52 am (Link)
is Crudup really a worse name then Joaquin? What is a Joaquin anyway?

(I'm also not terribly fond of the name "Viggo")
From: max1975 Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 04:19 am (Link)
From: thwomp Date: May 22nd, 2006 - 03:05 pm (Link)
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