well, you're one of the bands. Make the girls dance. Hmm... we could buy dancing girls... but that'd cost money. Maybe someone should buy me dancing girls for my bday.

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I will do my best. But don't you know any, i dunno, bellydancers who might be willing to do the gig for free?

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I know plenty of belly dancers. Not a single one of them has commented here saying "yeah, lets perform for free"

Do you seriously want me to try and acquire belly dancers for your performance? I could ask some people.

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Well, on this occasion, my music's not gonna be very belly-dancish. Besides which I'd rather any belly dancing happen when I'm free to watch. I'm just saying, you were asking what Jammy Jam needs, and I believe there is nothing in this world that can't be improved by the addition of as many dancing girls as possible.

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I was gonna say "sex" but now that I think about it, sex with a chorus of dancing girls performing bedside would kinda rule....

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My point exactly.

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well played, sir...

well played.

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