1KWFFH - 1 thousand words of free flowing hostility. ranting in your blog
Asiatic Black Man - the new racial identity you decided for yourself
chinaman - another nickname for your new racial identity
CLFSV - cute little friends with sexy voices. your fan club of chicks.
HOVA - your new god, Jay-Z
HOVAism - your religion
jam - party
Jammy Jam - annual birthday slutty pajama party
Jay-Z - God
makeover - an event where you take someone and spruce them up. can include clothing, hairstyle, facial hair.
Maverick Jam - parties you have. the jammy jam is a maverick jam
mavrosexual - your sexual and fashion identity. :)
photosketch - when you take a bunch of pictures of hot chicks and then do stuff to them in photoshop
vagabond - your truck

what prize do we get? if I win, can I have a case of beer? or just a beer? I'm not too picky.

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12 points for you....

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Funkentelechy - the actualization of funk, rather than its potential.

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1 point

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1KWFFH: 1000 words of free-flowing hostility; the Mav-rant

Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

Buddy Love: the world's foremost authority on mackology, as seen on LiveJournal and epinions

bum: someone on funemployment

chinaman: Mav's race

CLFWSV: Cute Little Friends With Sexy Voices, of which Mav has many

clockin' the hos: never trust a big butt and a smile

dayuuuuuum: Uttered when a particularly attractive woman walks by; see Friday

Depp: the False Grieco

Don't hate the playa, hate the game: Don't dislike me simply because I have lots of female friends, dislike the fact that I have lots of female friends

efile4zaggin: NWA's third album. Not as good as the second. Read it backwards.

fine: see "fly"

fly: see "fine"

funkentelechy: the actualization of the funk rather than it's potential; also the main export of Funkadelica

Grieco: superior to Depp

halle: the official unit of female pulchritude

ho: does she duck every time someone in a purple suit walks by?

HOVA: the true name of Jay-Z

HOVAism: the religion of the teachings and ways of the H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A

jam: house party as thrown by Mav

Jammy Jam: a themed jam, usually thrown on or near Mav's birthday; see House Party 2

Jay-Z: the mortal name of the HOVA

jigga: what?

Karma Tornado: the force that sweeps Mav ass-backwards into interesting situations

lovely and talented: I want to do her

mackology: the art of macking, specifically as taught by Buddy Love

makeover: Mav takes you shopping and unleashes your full fashion potential, then posts about it in his LJ

Maverick Jam: see "jam"

mavrosexual: dresses like a gay guy but isn't gay

millihalle: one thousandth of the pulchritude of one halle; coined by yours truly

new school: youngstas don't understand

old school: that's what I'm talkin' about

photosketch: photography + photoshop = artwork!

pimp: one who's got the ladies due to his superior pulling power

pimpin': getting the ladies through superior pulling power

pimp's prayer: I don't remember the exact text, but it was first revealed in public by A Pimp Called Slickback

racial draft: Each year, the races of man have a draft. Mav is Wu-Tang, who were drafted by the Asians.

sweet ghetto music: Mav kicks you in the chin

tap dat ass: smack it up, flip it, rub it down. OH NO!

tatyana: transform from a cute kid to a fine woman; see The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

three fine: beyond too fine

too fine: beyond fine

Trejo: he will throw your ass in front of a train

vagabond: the specially-equipped and fortified vehicle of Mav

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Asiatic Black Man: an Afrocentric term made popular by X-Clan, with a key, sissy

chinaman: Mav's race

It should be added that these also relate to Mav's oath to one day defend Okinawa with a sickle.

Till that day comes...

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I'll give you a bonus point there for origin. You're at 2.

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You cloud the truth of your own origins.

The origin is you being a race traitor after being fed up with the portrayal of The Black Man (tm) of himself in news interviews.

The scoring is flawed anyway, as the structure of comments invites plagarism. You should really be using one of those fancy paid account gimmicks.

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I have one... even better, I have a permanent account. I was just too lazy top screen the comments. Besides, you just know people have points, you don't know which ones are wrong and right yet.

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29 points

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TMA - to grow from a reasonably pretty underage girl into an extremely fine adult female, derived from Tatyana M. Ali.
You used this term to describe Emma Watson a couple months ago.

That's all I got. *tap*

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correct... 1 point... I should really adjust this post to include the answers...

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