September 7th, 2008

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12:48 am - an open reply to racists who read my blogs.

Originally uploaded by chrismaverick.
I hadn't used my livejournal in quite some time. 365mav and Cosmic Hellcats have been taking up so much of my time lately. But I had been wanting to change that. I had been wanting to find the time to find a topic that gave me something good to rant about here (as opposed to 365mav where I talk about my life, I like to keep this space reserved for just crazy ranting and stuff.

Only today I kinda did that ranting in my 365 shot. It went on a lot longer than I intended it to and I thought it might be a nice little thing to put here and represent my (hopeful) return to bloggerdom. So here you go.

Day 757 of 365 Again.

I got a comment from a flickr member, the other day. I opened and read it, it said they were suckers.

Apologies to Chuck D.

So yesterday, I got a comment on an alternate 365 photo from my first year. It's a picture of me hanging out with Steph and two other girls in bikinis in a river. The comment is reprinted below for posterity:

three white girls with a black guy. that's even worse than one white girl with a black guy. blacks are so blah in the looks department.

A couple minutes later, he apparently felt the need to comment again and added:

even just ot have their picture taken with them it's disgusting. gross gross gross. I don't see what white women in see in black men or what white men see in black women. you see more white women with black men than you do white men with black women, that just goes to show that white men are the smartest of the lot. or at least have better taste and sense.

Despite the lack of grammar beyond a second grade level, I was reasonably able to parse it. It seems our friend no likey a fine nubian hunk of manhood like myself seducing his Caucasian womenfolk into fornication with the power of my mysterious ebon skin and sheer fortitude of my 12 inch African manroot.

I felt the need to respond to his inquiry, and did so in as polite a manner as I could muster:

you know, if you're so much smarter and superior then how come I'm fucking three of your women?"

Just call me "Mavdingo!"

I had several friends jump to my defense, not that I really need it of course. Some told me to turn the other cheek. That's not my style either. Steph suggested I respond making fun of his grammar. Nope. That's not how I roll. See, for me, it's all about the honesty.

So let me break it down for you people. There's no sense keeping the secret any longer.

The blacks are taking over.

Yes, I know the white man has long considered us inferior. I know with the ebonics and the rap music and well, Urkel, you assume that we are a lesser class of being, put here to be mocked and spat upon.

But we are not. Watch your sports. We have been dominating there for years. We started with baseball, football and basketball. The basics. Something we could dominate without you paying much attention. Afterall, you bred the black man to be a slave. Naturally his gifts are more suited to the barbaric world of sport. Just look at boxing, it is full of warrior negroes. The very type that in simpler times would plow your fields. Simple barbaric sports. The ones that the negro might be able to amuse himself with in "the ghetto."

But while you weren't looking we moved on. The finest golf player on the planet today is a black man. The two most dominating tennis players are african american sisters, and yet there are no golf courses or tennis courts in "the hood." Haven't you ever wondered if somehow the domination of the negro is spreading?

You're right, it is.

You see, many years ago, we had a meeting. We felt that over four hundred years of slavery and oppression was enough. We felt that it was past time to give the white man his just recourse. The golden age of honkitude must give way like the stone age before it. The rise of the black man is upon us.

We were each given jobs. We would infiltrate the arts, the sciences, atheletics and politics. Every year there would simply be more and more of us. Until finally, in the 22nd century, the white man would be but a humble servant to his nubian masters.

Did you think it an accident that all of a sudden a black man is a hairs breath away from your presidency? HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Foolish Crackers!!!!

My job is that of breeder. You see, unlike your foolish aryan ancestors who sought to separate and segregate what they believed to be a lesser being from their populace, the advanced negro mind realizes the folly of that plan. You see, in order for the culture to grow strong, we must embrace the diversity of all races. For only then can the true genetic superman come to pass. Yes, we are the superior race, but if we are to evolve even further... well to put it in simple terms that even you can understand... we need your whiteness.

That's where I come in. My assignment, as one of the most genetically gifted and virile of my kind is to pass my seed amongst your womanfolk. This accomplishes two tasks. First there is the obvious benefit of the production of offspring who will be the alphas amongst the new world order.

But in addition, once your women have been thoroughly pleasured, and for the first time satisfied to levels of ecstasy they will become docile to our cause. Not only will they not have the energy to aide your resistance after six hours of strenuous intercourse, but so satisfied will they be that they will cease copulation with the sexually and pigmentally challenged males of their own race. You see, it is true. Once you go black, you do not go back.

So why do I admit this now. After all these many years, is it simply one ignorant troll upon flickr that has caused us to abandon our clandestine plan. Not at all. The hapless troglodyte merely managed to be in the right place at the right time. This is much bigger than him. It is much bigger than us all.

You see, we need your help. Back when the wheels were set in motion, we planned for all conceivable obstacles that might arise. However, in even the best laid plans, there are bumps in the road. We have hit one of those bumps.

The Hispanics.

The hispanics happened upon our plans barely a decade ago, and decided to try and out do us. Somehow they have managed to multiply their forces with even greater expeditiousness than we negroes can. They must be stopped.

I can no longer afford to seduce and fornicate with caucasian women one at a time. For efficiency we must now fornicate with you in groups of three or more. Preferably at least 5 at a time, or we shall never get through you all. So if white women shall kindly start taking numbers and lining up outside my door, I shall get to you as quickly as possible.

And don't you people get any ideas about trying to revolt and fight back. It is over for the white race. You are but dinosaurs on your way to extinction. Except it graciously and with honor. All that is left for you is to decide. Who is it that you really want to inherit the earth?

The niggers or the beaners?

I thought so.

So now, Who wants to sex Mavdingo?!?!?

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[User Picture]From: sui66iy Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:53 am (Link)
Wait, are you saying you aren't going to vote for John McCain?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:23 pm (Link)
as though the presidency will mean anything at all under the Negro World Order
[User Picture]From: tmaher Date: September 7th, 2008 - 06:34 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:23 pm (Link)
yeah, you laugh now... just you wait, though!
[User Picture]From: suicideking Date: September 7th, 2008 - 12:54 pm (Link)
While racism is never to be tolerated, your response is way too overboard. As a white man, I have no choice but to respond in kind.

Put Rhianna on notice. And Beyonce. Tell Aisha Tyler she is on deck. After that, I'll wing it.

Also, I am not convinced that Larry is in fact a guy. Phrases like "so blah" and "gross gross gross" ring more female than male. I am saying they are a racist white chick that is starting to have some dissonant cathexic (i may have just made up that adjective form of cathexis, sorry) responses to her attraction to black men. She is helping to repress these thoughts one racists diatribe at a time.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:25 pm (Link)
See, it's upstarts like you who won't be tolerated. Rhianna and Aisha are mine! Mine I say. Beyonce... uh... She's with Jay-Z. I wouldn't fuck with that.
[User Picture]From: akiramich Date: September 7th, 2008 - 03:04 pm (Link)
doesn't matter who wins as long as it isn't the Irish. God damn Paddy's....
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:26 pm (Link)
I accept your surrender
[User Picture]From: sonbanon Date: September 7th, 2008 - 04:03 pm (Link)
Wow. I am completely shocked that someone posted those comments to you. Jesus.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:26 pm (Link)
really? I'm not. Happens all the time.
[User Picture]From: arilinn Date: September 7th, 2008 - 04:04 pm (Link)
I am so getting a sex and race change in order to get it on with 5 women at a time :)
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 8th, 2008 - 12:43 am (Link)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:30 pm (Link)

Re: a new League of Shadows?

craziness really...
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:27 pm (Link)
that so will not work. You'd still be white. Duh. But there's hope. All you have to do is line up and take a number outside my door with 5 other women. I don't mind if the women congregate amongst themselves during copulation. in fact, I encourage it.
From: ludimagist Date: September 7th, 2008 - 06:12 pm (Link)
Dude, you know this is all in fact a plot by the Jews.

Great response, I laughed my ass off.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:28 pm (Link)
I'm not sure where the jews fall in all of this. They're all secretive like that.
[User Picture]From: alazrael Date: September 8th, 2008 - 12:39 am (Link)
I have no problems with you as a black man seducing scores of women. I have a problem with you as a man other than myself seducing scores of women! Bring enough for the whole class! :)
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:29 pm (Link)
Sorry, you're a genetic deadend. You've been EOL'd. You had a good run, now bow out graciously.
[User Picture]From: alazrael Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:43 pm (Link)
Hey, who do you think will sire the next generation of redheads for the young Mavericks of tomorrow to chase?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:54 pm (Link)
1) it's 2008, perfectly acceptable redheads come in a bottle these days.
2) I will. With any natural redhead I impregnate.
3) I'm not the only breeder anyway. We also have Deion Sanders, Flava Flav, several members of the NBA and Bill Clinton to name a few.
[User Picture]From: jacquez Date: September 9th, 2008 - 07:55 pm (Link)
bill was the first black president, after all
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 10th, 2008 - 05:04 pm (Link)
yeah, that's why I made sure to add him to the list.
[User Picture]From: firimari Date: September 8th, 2008 - 12:27 pm (Link)
Everyone knows that the intermingling of races produces a higher percentage of hotties. You're just doing your job in furthering the genetic superiority of the human race.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 8th, 2008 - 04:30 pm (Link)
yep. See, like I said, it's a good thing.
[User Picture]From: mizmoose Date: September 11th, 2008 - 09:45 pm (Link)

(late to the party, as always)

In the immortal words of Sheriff Bart -- "Where all the white women at?"

[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: September 12th, 2008 - 06:51 pm (Link)

Re: (late to the party, as always)

heh... Me and jameel actually say that all the time.
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 12th, 2008 - 09:15 pm (Link)




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