April 15th, 2003


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08:49 am - on male... ummm... "compensation"
I listen to the Howard Stern show on the radio on my drive in to work every day. There is a commercial that has been playing lately for a product called "Elongate" which is a pill that men can take to increase their "length and girth." The product is "guaranteed" or its free. And best of all, they're running a contest where you can win a Porsche!


Ummm, question? Is there any reason that I need both a longer penis and a Porsche? I would think that one or the other would be fine for most purposes.

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[User Picture]From: wooble Date: April 15th, 2003 - 09:31 am (Link)
Obviously insecure men who feel they need to improve their penis size will be more likely to buy your fake product if you also make a fake promise that one of them might win a sports car.

Next they will be offering dates with supermodels. Supermodels who don't mind your performance problems.
[User Picture]From: anisodragnfly Date: April 15th, 2003 - 12:42 pm (Link)
crackgrrrl says you need a Porsche to drive your new penis around.
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: April 15th, 2003 - 01:11 pm (Link)
and it is to sleep on a velvet pillow and be handled only with white gloves, I'm sure.

Who's [Bad username: crackgrrrl"]?
[User Picture]From: chrismaverick Date: April 15th, 2003 - 01:37 pm (Link)
errr... who's crackgrrrl?

and dammit, why can't I edit comments?
 

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