Mav (chrismaverick) wrote,

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brotha brotha brotha brotha brotha... oh yeah! brotha!

So if you know me, you might have noticed something along the way. See. I'm nuts. Its subtle. And you might not see it at first, but yeah, trust me, its there. I ain't all there. A beer short of a six-pack. A few fries short of a happy meal.

Being that I am nuts, there are certain lower-brow entertainment styles that I am enamored of. One of them is professional wrestling. I've loved pro wrestling since I was like 10 years old or something. I had previously considered trying to go to professional wrestler training just because it seemed like a fun idea. I don't really have any delusions of jetting around the world with the WWE, but really, if I get to wrestle in front of 100 people, I'd probably feel like king of the world. But I could never find a school around here. Never until now.

The International Wrestling Cartel has a school over in Homestead and I have written a guy to get information about it. Apparently the classes are $150/month, meeting twice a week, for 32 weeks. I would be trained by these two guys:

Shirley Doe   Super Hentai

Shirley Doe

Super Hentai

And really, what do I have to lose but $1600 and a bunch of pain? So what do you think? Should I do it? Who wants to go with me?

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